Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from outori.
|varjot_virva is stalking outori|
|varjot_virva's REAL name :||Ham Devlin|
|varjot_virva's REAL DOB :||19th October 1980|
|Height :184 cm||Weight : 67.7 kg|
|varjot_virva has dreamt about you : ||8 times |
|varjot_virva became interested in you : ||10th May 2006|
|varjot_virva's latest dream about you|
| outori is awoken by the heavy breathing of varjot_virva who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.|
|This is how varjot_virva describes your relationship behind your back |
| 'We're star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.'|
|varjot_virva's been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| varjot_virva seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that varjot_virva uses them to scratch their ass.|
|They've even started modifying their body for you|
| In a night of sheer angst varjot_virva carved 'outori' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.|
|They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
|Everyday without you is death. I've decided it's best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let's do it, for us.|
|Testimonies about varjot_virva|
|yulah - A spouse-beating alco
| 'It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I'm gonna fucking kill varjot_virva!'
|soushin_nokoe - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling
| 'Jesus fuck! You've got to be joking?!??! varjot_virva? A pervert? It's quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!'
|leikochan14 - Nosy old hen
| 'I always knew there was something different about varjot_virva. I'm alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.'
|tsusans_belly - Lord of the Irn-Bru
| 'All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded outori really is. I just wish it'd quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.'