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[mem] You STALKER xD 
20th-Jul-2008 03:06 am
mao passion


Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

LJ stalking horror - a report by outori.

tayru is stalking outori
tayru's REAL name :Dial Foley
tayru's REAL DOB :25th January 1979
Height :187 cmWeight : 69.9 kg
tayru has dreamt about you : 23 times
tayru became interested in you : 22nd October 2006
tayru's latest dream about you
outori is awoken by the heavy breathing of tayru who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how tayru describes your relationship behind your back
'God its going fantastic. I've never felt happier........ever. Nothing can go wrong now. Fuck tempting fate!'
tayru's been stealing stuff from your house too.
tayru has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They've even started modifying their body for you
tayru had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when tayru came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
God want's us to be together. He told me last night. He said that if you refute my love than I have the right to scald you with piping hot tap water.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 5 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I've had enough of this. You know tayru, that crazed internet stalker you've been after for the last 6 months, well they've been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house."
tayru's Police File
If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that tayru is roaming the streets.

Testimonies about tayru
riyen - A deformed enuch
'tayru was a depressing bore and I'm fucking glad they've been outted as a twat. Means I won't have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.'
leikochan14 - Geek isn't the word
'Well well, who would have thought it? tayru a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.'
varjot_virva - Marathon Munt
'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and tayru and outori would definitely top that list.'






Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from outori.

varjot_virva is stalking outori
varjot_virva's REAL name :Ham Devlin
varjot_virva's REAL DOB :19th October 1980
Height :184 cmWeight : 67.7 kg
varjot_virva has dreamt about you : 8 times
varjot_virva became interested in you : 10th May 2006
varjot_virva's latest dream about you
outori is awoken by the heavy breathing of varjot_virva who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how varjot_virva describes your relationship behind your back
'We're star-crossed lovers! We could not possibly be in love anymore than we already are.'
varjot_virva's been stealing stuff from your house too.
varjot_virva seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that varjot_virva uses them to scratch their ass.
They've even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst varjot_virva carved 'outori' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Everyday without you is death. I've decided it's best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let's do it, for us.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 24 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It's just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they've been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they've just found one of my bank statements as they've just ran off again."
varjot_virva's Police File
Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est?

Testimonies about varjot_virva
yulah - A spouse-beating alco
'It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I'm gonna fucking kill varjot_virva!'
soushin_nokoe - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling
'Jesus fuck! You've got to be joking?!??! varjot_virva? A pervert? It's quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!'
leikochan14 - Nosy old hen
'I always knew there was something different about varjot_virva. I'm alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.'
tsusans_belly - Lord of the Irn-Bru
'All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded outori really is. I just wish it'd quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.'

コメント 
20th-Jul-2008 01:19 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA
I have had a relationship with a guy of exactly that heigt and when I got it myself I got the lower part of my legs removed. ^-^


Ahhh, this is just too great. ^-^
20th-Jul-2008 01:30 am (UTC)
XDDDDDD It kinda fits with the sizes though, doesn't it? xDD
20th-Jul-2008 01:39 am (UTC)
Yeah.

This is funny, isn't it? tayru became interested in you : 22nd October 2006 (I mean, wrong year, but just three days apart from the exact date)
20th-Jul-2008 11:02 am (UTC)
Yeah true... and my birthday date is kinda 'true' too.
20th-Jul-2008 06:08 am (UTC)
Some weird fucks???? .... XDDDDD
It's weird seeing such a phrase coming from me *rofl* ... XDDD *needs to do that one as well - later, though - just for fun* *rofl*
20th-Jul-2008 09:55 am (UTC)
Wait a second there... Got an 'idea'... Let's see what it says about yooouuuu heheheheheheeh >D
I'll edit the entry hehehe~~~
20th-Jul-2008 10:20 am (UTC)
Oô ... see ... now ... finally ... you found out about my true self. Gah, too bad, I should have hidden all of that better *grml*

[btw. the Devlin thing is scary ... *oncehadakindofboyfriendorwhatevercalledDevinwhomshenowhatesandwhototallyruinedthatpartofherlife* *sigh*]

and ... you were called deluded *rofl* ... XDDD
20th-Jul-2008 11:40 am (UTC)
hehehe yeah... somehow they have some truths about them those little things xDD xP

Woah... that's kinda eery ne ...

Well...... am I? xD
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