So basically, certain places resemble deserts more than anything else lately, or should I say, the lion left his savannah, which I personally find quite deplorable. There's not much I can do about it I suppose, it's his own choice whether he'll come back one day soon, or not.
So I actually have been considering buying each and every single Cure just because of his column, but seriously... no.
Instead, I snuck into The!Store last week, grabbed the newest issue, ignored dozens of pages of pretty Japanese boys, until I found my prey and hung over the little black and white space like a vulture. (... Yepp, guess that is quite an accurate description of the situation.
If vultures giggle and grin like an idiot, that is. Ignore that.
) And copied it while reading. *strokes imaginary beard* Yes, I do own spy-ware, why do you ask?
Either way, here is his 5th Cure Column, from the 2010/12 Cure.
Feel free to repost with link and credits, the usual~♪UnsraW Yuuki's Neo Koramu-rakomu-kaeri Karte05
It's m-e. 
Lately it's suddenly gotten cold, so with the air-conditioner in my room with full force at already 28℃, I'm in my tanktop 
Ahh, so warm
Speaking of the Yuuki of late, I'm doing nothing but writing lyrics, writing songs, pre-producing and recording.
This totally-M-me is doing great with such a rigorous every day. 
Which movies have you been watching these days?
Yes, frankly, that gotta be Doraemon, right?
I wonder what the essential differences between robots and androids are, ne
It'd be nice if someone told me.
Well then, see you again next month…
From the falling-in-love-with-smartphones-Yuuki notes
Yuuki keeps switching the personal pronouns throughout the whole column, which is pretty amusing when you have a clue what they're all about. I thought I should mention that in the notes. I guess you could say that ore
is the rough-tough, most masculine of the common first person pronouns, while boku
is a tad softer. It's what you'd say as a guy if you don't want to make the impression you're a gangster /jk. Watashi
is used by both girls and boys and is pretty modest, and at times descriptive in its non-descriptiveness, I dare say.
He used a katakanized/emphasized watashi
He used ore
Here he used boku
This might not be 100% accurate, but
when is it ever
it's all I have so far.
I also have a scan of Karte03, should post it soon, too, nya.
Funny he should have mentioned Doraemon.
If you happen to have Cures lying around, please do scan his column for me, y/y? Please and thank you.
Oh, and thanks for tactfully ignoring my
ramblings above |D ... <3