Suba sent me a link... It's a small post on devianart. ... In case that guy is joking, he did a great job at fooling all those people reading. ... But his replies on comments don't really seem to... be a joke XD
If you're not sure whether you want to read it... don't xD... My reactions were like ...
... eh? ^ ^" lol?
// and when I read all those comments I had rather major facepalm experiences xDDD Anyway ~
Here's that entry, calledCutting Pubic Hair.So... a couple of days ago I planned on shaving my pubic hair, but unfortunately, my razor was nowhere to be found. Since my parents were gone, I went downstairs to grab our potato peeler and I decided to use that instead. I've seen my mother use it on potatoes and it seemed really effective.
Thing is, I did a quick downward cut and it grabbed a whole lot of skin. I mean, fucking hell; it was bleeding like fuck. :/ At first I thought I wasn't careful enough, so I did another cut: one more carefully executed than the aforementioned. Frankly, I got the same result and right now I feel really fucking stupid.
Now you're probably thinking: 'Yes, it's stupid... but why post it on here?'. Well, basically; the wounds have turned into infections and I don't know what to do. How the hell am I going to tell my parents? Do any of you have experience on this matter? I really need your advice. An infection near my penis isn't the most desired thing on my list of desired things.
Erm. Well. XDDD Here's the link to the whole thing
, well, the comments xD I mean...
Especially that one had me facepalm rather greatly:[...] Dude, I've seen it on an animated show similar to Jackass. Those guys weren't wounded at all.
Commenter: Maybe they weren't hurt because, I dunno, they were animated characters?!?
I went so
*bol* :*:・(￣∀￣)・:*:And and and Mao...
There's another thing I wanted to say ... O_O"
F...for some reason I went on the other
Mao's blog... [yeah... so far the only other Mao who may call himself Mao and I don't mind :3... Erm, anyway...]
I'm never really on their blog. Like... never
, never. Hmmm... Maybe I sensed it?
Lol. I mean... マオs last アメンバー was him taking a milky bath [*want* ...
I used to take milky baths a couple of years ago... lol... that sounds so old XD]
ふふふ〜 He seemed to enjoy it :3 [I would too...
with him... x33]
Nooouuuuu welllll... So I went on that
Mao's blog... And... What's he been doing? そう〜真緒はろーふーに入った。Mao. Bathing.
Even a milky one x-x"
... Ohhhhyeah. Mao's... really... knjow ... what I l.... like x3333333 [don't mind my possible typose right now meheheheheeh~~~~~~]Anywwaaaaayyy~~~