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o____O" Okay srzly... This is bizarre... 
4th-Jul-2008 11:11 pm
mao distorted
Suba sent me a link... It's a small post on devianart. ... In case that guy is joking, he did a great job at fooling all those people reading. ... But his replies on comments don't really seem to... be a joke XD

If you're not sure whether you want to read it... don't xD... My reactions were like ...

o.O ...


O-o"


... eh? ^ ^" lol?

// and when I read all those comments I had rather major facepalm experiences xDDD Anyway ~



Here's that entry, called

Cutting Pubic Hair.

So... a couple of days ago I planned on shaving my pubic hair, but unfortunately, my razor was nowhere to be found. Since my parents were gone, I went downstairs to grab our potato peeler and I decided to use that instead. I've seen my mother use it on potatoes and it seemed really effective.

Thing is, I did a quick downward cut and it grabbed a whole lot of skin. I mean, fucking hell; it was bleeding like fuck. :/ At first I thought I wasn't careful enough, so I did another cut: one more carefully executed than the aforementioned. Frankly, I got the same result and right now I feel really fucking stupid.

Now you're probably thinking: 'Yes, it's stupid... but why post it on here?'. Well, basically; the wounds have turned into infections and I don't know what to do. How the hell am I going to tell my parents? Do any of you have experience on this matter? I really need your advice. An infection near my penis isn't the most desired thing on my list of desired things.



Erm. Well. XDDD Here's the link to the whole thing, well, the comments xD I mean...

Especially that one had me facepalm rather greatly:

[...] Dude, I've seen it on an animated show similar to Jackass. Those guys weren't wounded at all.

Commenter: Maybe they weren't hurt because, I dunno, they were animated characters?!?

I went so *bol* :*:・( ̄∀ ̄)・:*:


And and and Mao...
There's another thing I wanted to say ... O_O"

F...for some reason I went on the other Mao's blog... [yeah... so far the only other Mao who may call himself Mao and I don't mind :3... Erm, anyway...] I'm never really on their blog. Like... never, never. Hmmm... Maybe I sensed it?

Lol. I mean... マオs last アメンバー was him taking a milky bath [*want* ... I used to take milky baths a couple of years ago... lol... that sounds so old XD] ふふふ〜 He seemed to enjoy it :3 [I would too...with him... x33]

Nooouuuuu welllll... So I went on that Mao's blog... And... What's he been doing? そう〜真緒はろーふーに入った。Mao. Bathing. Even a milky one x-x"

Erm.


... Ohhhhyeah. Mao's... really... knjow ... what I l.... like x3333333 [don't mind my possible typose right now meheheheheeh~~~~~~]

Anywwaaaaayyy~~~


*meeeooowww~*





得意げ NICE 得意げ
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4th-Jul-2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
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Okay, I asked myself what was it about Mao, i mean you got so ......
But this picture, yeah, okay. ^-^
5th-Jul-2008 04:56 am (UTC)
I got so... nani? Typoish?
I like that other Mao, too, ne *__*

And and... nahhh *_____* I... I... just really am drawn to tragic people as if we were magnets .___.
5th-Jul-2008 07:56 am (UTC)
Hehehe.

Yeah, somehow I know this myself.
5th-Jul-2008 10:59 am (UTC)
Well. We're both kinda tragic, aren't we. o.o

*キッシュ* =D 
5th-Jul-2008 11:20 am (UTC)
Yesh.

<3
5th-Jul-2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
*is laughing and swooning too fucking hard to leave Mao-love a proper comment*

XDDDDDDD

*will leave one after she can breateh again*
5th-Jul-2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha.. XDDD Am I maolove today x333

Nuuuuuu *fans you so you'll gain consciousness again* eheheheh... don't swoon don't swoon just think of Uru kissing you and - OH NO I SAID do NoT SwoOON@!@£$1!!!

*cough* Ahhhh okay so I did a fairly bad job at helping you with that... x3... can you... breathe...? *purrs and rubs against your legs while Uru licks your neck* aha , aha, a---ha, aaaaaahan! I think I aM very bad at helping you breathe normally x333


Mreow w
5th-Jul-2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
That guy is an IDIOT!!!! Omg, who the fuck uses a potato grater (-____-) I hope he was not serious about that cause you really have to be a dumb ass.
5th-Jul-2008 09:18 pm (UTC)
Omgs yeah. At least he kept that tone of seriousness in the whole post oo
But...

Well I don't know xD Seriously don't know. I just really hope he's actually a sane person and all o-o"
9th-Jul-2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
For the first part... no comment -_-;
For the second... (‐^▽^‐) オーホッホ
9th-Jul-2008 04:54 pm (UTC)
Lmao yeah XDDDDD I wonder I wonder... o_O

X33333333 ろーふ ♥ (thanks to nyan I might talk of ろーふs the whole time instead of the actual word erm what was it wait *translates from マオ語into 日本語 ああ〜風呂XD


Oh by the way! I showed a friend of mine one of your firework pics - she'd like to use that for graphics xD ケーオんだ?
9th-Jul-2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Tell her it's fine, she can use them:DDDD feels appreciated:P
9th-Jul-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
Nuuuu oke~ She's from LJ. In case she'll do graphics and post them she'll credit you for the pic <3
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