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[mem] Jrockers ... at their most private times. 
15th-Nov-2009 02:11 am
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Seriously, I have no idea why this meme is almost exceptionally about Jrockers and... sex... 8DDD
I just found it again~ it's ages ago that I got it from tayru's ... *laughs*

And oh Gods. Not sure how long I've been sitting in front of it, but I haven't laughed and cursed as much for a long, long time! Hahahaha... This thing took the best of me, seriously. I love this meme xD ... Should do it again in a couple of months with most random artits... ah.. artists 8D...

And this is for the entry with the most tags ever XDDD

*wipes tears away and posts*

Pick 12 J-rockers randomly and answer questions about them.

List them here:

1.マオ (Mao, SID)
2. 麗 (Uruha)
3. 瑠伊 (Rui, vistlip)
4. 真緒 (Mao, Sadie)
5. mikaru
6. 智 (Tomo, vistlip)
7. ルキ (Ruki)
8. 清春 (Kiyoharu)
9. 葵 (Aoi)
10. 鋲 (Byou, Screw)
11. 明希 (Aki, SID)
12. HYDE

Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Byou bebeh??? He’s the exhibitionist when it comes to Jrockers I’ve seen live gahrhahahahahahah *----¬* neeeeee … So I guess I really don’t have to say anything anymore about that. XD

Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
Erm… 8D Can I just… not reply to this question? y/y? 8D It’s getting too complicated in my mind xDDD

Would you rather do 3 or 5?
………… o~kay. I see where these questions… (o///O) are… leading to and.. (O\\\o”) I am… not surrrre whichoneIwouldpickasIwouldntpickanyoneanywMIKARU*faints*

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
8D … No. Please. No. No no no no no no nooooooooooooo *tries to deny any images coming up in her head* … *CRIES*

Oh! 8D It… doesn’t matter that much does it? 8D… as… ahaha… it’s … the uhm ‘same’ err name so 8D… How about I just say ‘Mao’ and… *sweaty hands* errr… I… think my mind stopped working at this point, overload of images or so, sorry. I might have to stop doing this meme at… a… later… uhm what, where was I again? m(_ _)m
… Kay. I’m trying to be brave at this early point 8D…

12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! Hyde and Uruha? Sorry but… むりむりむり!
But oh well. Since I don’t want to ruin the mood… Here goes.

Uruha: *groans* Oh Gods… I knew why I love first class flights with … unng… huge seats and… armrest to… *suddenly clutches them, digging his nails into the material* Oh fuck… *moans* And I thought you… you… *gasps* were too busy snoring in your… *twitches* seat over th… *swallows* OH FUCK! Holy shit… what did you eat today… *moan* … oh Gods… *a pearl of sweat running down his forehead, resting on his bottom lip before another pearl mixes with it* uhhnn… Ru--ki… *moans*
HYDE: … Huh? *stops moving*
Uruha: *holds breath* … Huh? What… ? *gets the feeling something’s terribly wrong there and does his best to un-clutch one of the armrests, feeling down to the head* … this… the hair… who… who is this??
HYDE: … fucking shit. FUCK! >_< *curses on* I knew I shouldn’t trust Reita telling me just where exactly CENSORED would be goddamn sleeping in this fucking dark DARKROOM! *groans and gets up as quickly as he can, leaving the ‘stage’*
Uruha: … … Ru… Ruki? *as his voice echoes into nothingness* oO’

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Akki? 8D Oh… ahah… You know, I’m not really interested in seeing him naked. However, I might have an interest in obtaining deadly sexy pictures of him with just the sli---ghtest bits of skin revealed, to then flash those pictures to … *smirks* a certain person who tends to be … affected when it comes to 明希くん and his *ahem* whore-self.

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
… wh...what? 8D… Mikaru and Aoi? …

Uhm. 8D… What was the question? … Where? 8DDDDDDDD IN MY BEDROOM AHAHAHA *gets ice-cream, shackles, blindfolds and toys, and has allll the fun in the world while watching mr demon try and subject a pumped up, testeronized, beastie Aoi. Ganbatte, ne! 8D Both of you! 8D… This… is a scene I’d have SO MUCH fun to watccchhh ahahaha~ 8D…
About part two of the question, lmao. If I actually knew a answer to this, I’d deny its existence XD [Anyone into it? 8D *waves*]

When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
*ahem* The real Hyde, probably...er… hopefully his wife, but… 8D Who knows 8D

What is 11's favorite sex toy?
*tries to not say it* …. … His bass. >>’ … Oh, you images 8D

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Holy… what were those again? HYDE… Ruki… Mao? 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH GODS LMAO… NO… please… don’t. *laughs so so hard*

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Ahaha… well. Tomo really likes to play the macho, but that’s nothing but a mask. Just as he publicly tries to pull up a strong front, while he is oh so breakable, there’s a lot about Uruha that you just won’t see, if you only ever see him as beautiful, or even feminine.
At least to me, that image of the two of them is pretty clear.

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Oh Gods, wait up! Mikaru is Ruki’s secret lover? 8\\\\D This is getting better with each minute!
The question is rather tricky though. Before I can see any image about one of them doing something for the other, I rather see two animals rending each other’s throats while fighting for domination oO’ So maybe there would be a wish of total submission, but just somehow I can’t see that birthday wish being granted.

Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Why is it always HYDE… and why always with some sort of Mao >.> Errrm… Too bad I don’t really know anything about their favourite food *laughs* For some reason though, Japanese seem to like… *ahem* strawberries. <<’ [And I never said anything about カレー… *walls softly*]

8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
8D … Kiyoharu… and the wrong Mao? 8D Phhhhhhh… he’s far too o~~~ld for hi--- *COUGH* Wait up. Top? Hnn… >D Well, Kiyo being older and more experienced etc etc, he surely would lead short Mao around, but hey… I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t mind if the youngster wrenched the wheel right out of his hands at times *kehehehe*

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
8D Fetish? 葵? A-O-I? 8D… Ahahaha.. well, oh wait. I was just about to say “gazing at himself in a mirror until the sun turns dark” but oh, right. There was the little word “least”, and that changes the image. … There are far too many (specific) fetishes though, it’s hard to say which one’s he would NOT… er… well, you know what I mean. And as I can picture him with about anything... Kay well. Can’t see him involving his worthy self in anything that might be largely considered as gross. … *shudder*

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Uhm. If I had Kiyoharu naked in my bed… *ponders*… Ha! 8D I’d steal his phone and call マオ… or… or… ugh… x\\\\\X’ Uhhhm… maybe I’d… tie him up, pretending it to be a kinky game, then call マオ saying that I have Kiyoharu as a hostage present wrapped up for h-- UGH no *trembles hard* I actually don’t think I’d want to see him come to rescue Kiyo… But! I’d steal the number anyway :3… and… think very hard what to write … ah… [If I’m being concentrated enough, I might actually remember to feed the rockstar on my bed, too 8D]
Oh lmao. I totally forgot there was a second part to the question. *ahem* Er… Is it only me, or does mikaru appear pretty frequently? oO I get the feeling, this is one big, happy family XD I mean… mikaru’s lover was Ruki, right? Mikaru also sleeps/slept with Aoi (in my bed 8D). Theoretically of course.
Say ‘hoe’, plz w …
And to finally answer the question, as much as I’ve seen so far during this meme (and seen I have 8D *ハナチ*), he’d probably do anything xD

What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
*looks up who the guys in question are* … … *starts chuckling raspy* … oh… hoho… look at that now. Kehehehahahaahahah!!! Sadie’s Mao and ScreW’s Byou? >DDDDDDDDD OH YES! There’d be a LOT they wouldn’t tell, cause their sex life would put the toughest of them all to shame! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
… *ahem*

10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
*CRIES* Now Byou swears eternal love to Aoi? *CRIES* OMGS… that’s such an unrequited love though agh… I feel almost sorry for Screwくん… Hnn… what would it say though… *laughs* … Heh… it would be a wordplay like “forever screwing around you” 8D… meaning… winding like a screw into… er… one moment, I have to gather my sudden, very interesting… thoughts あはーん 8D
… Err… And it would probably be on the inside of his thigh *ahem*

Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
So Uruha is going to take the part as the intellectual writer, is that so… *imagines him with likewise intellectual glasses* about… Tomo, マオ and Akki? 8D… OH GODS URUHA! *slaps him across the room* How dare he even thinnnnnk about… something outrageous like that… *cough*
It’s totally un-imaginable to have Tom, revealing his dark side to the pale moonlight as he captures the two of them independently, blindfolds both マオ and 明希, and without them knowing who the other is, having them perform certain deeds after his instructions, in order so they can break free. Yupp. Totally unthinkable. *nods*

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
*snorts with laughter* Say WHAT? Uruha with… a red thong and… OH GODS PLEASE nevvverrrr have that happen! 8DDDDD~ UGH…
Ah but… good old Kiyoharu, I bet he’d eventually burst out laughing XD~ Just like anyone else would?

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:
Aoi and マオ are having a quickie in a broom closet […………*denies that image to unfold in her mind, before mentioned organ implodes*] when Kiyoharu walks in on them. Naturally enough, Kiyoharu joins in, first paging Rui who's in the middle of fucking mikaru into the mattress. Rui abandons mikaru on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and mikaru, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute [… is this really happening? 8D] until the well-meaning and generous Mao [Sadie… w] attempts to rescue him. But mikaru will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Byou [Can totally see that 8D] is one of his regular clients.

Form for the form:

Tagging everyone who feels like doing it.

*turns in circles before she falls to bed for a good portion of sleep*

... And this was the second actual nose-bleed for today. [I'm talking about the RL nosebleed btw xD And yes, I happened to get the first one after 雪 mentioned Mr.カレー, and the second after my thoughts kept returning to the thing with Mr.カレー and certain mobile phones.>>']

Roaded on Jul 19th 2018, 9:11 pm GMT.