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☆ Oh my Santa! Haha! ☆ 
12th-Sep-2007 11:15 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I committed gentle genocide... Sorry about that, duo_simulacra (-5000 points). Last week I gave orgazemic a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Friday I sexed Mao in an elevator (-36 points). In February I helped reita_no_chibi get a guy's phonenumber (10 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5988 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal and a good spanking!


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Soo... wonder... if I've been naughty XD


How did he know about Maaaaoo~ *lol*. Ah no wait... I mentioned him hehe oops... wonder why he thinks that was a bad thing though... I mean... procreation is good, ne? Ah! Maybe Santa is bi or gay and LIKES Maonyan... hehe XXD I see... Santasan can get jealous naaa? Hehehe~ *cackle*

And... hmmm... *raises eyebrow in wonder* Who's gonna do the... FEARED spanking~ (*^▽^*)

Actually that gives me an idea. I might be too old for that but... wouldn't it be funny I wrote a letter to "Santa" again... Wishing for the things I would really want. hehe... I ... might actually do that. One should never be to old to have fun. And... it sounds like fun.
12th-Sep-2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
Hehehehe! Too funny!
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